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Grumpy Greta Deported By Plane; Produces 550KG Of Carbon Emissions

Ranty little attention seeker Greta Thunberg produced more carbon emissions in one afternoon than an average person does in over three months as she was deported from Israel by plane, following her failed Gaza publicity stunt.

grumpy greta deported by plane produces 550kg of carbon emissions

Climate change obsessive Thunberg was popped onto a jet back to France that will cause an estimated 546.6 kg of CO2 emissions.

No wonder she had a face like a smacked arse.

The entire flight.

The stroppy eco loon declared earlier this week in a pre recorded video that she had been “kidnapped” by the Israeli government.

In reality Israel’s military intercepted her selfie boat with 11 other people on board, and gave them water and sandwiches before sending them back where they came from.

The Swedish government refused to get involved, saying they didn’t believe Greta and her pals needed any assistance.

Before they were sent packing, Greta and her Freedom Flotilla narcissists were reportedly taken to the Israeli port of Ashdod, where they were ordered to watch a video of Hamas’s October 7 atrocities.

When they realised what they were watching they refused to look, according to reports.

Israel’s defence minister Israel Katz remarked “The antisemitic flotilla members are turning a blind eye to the truth and have proven once again that they prefer the murderers to the murdered and continue to ignore the atrocities committed by Hamas against Jewish and Israeli women, adults and children.”

Israel further claimed that “The tiny amount of aid that wasn’t consumed by the celebrities will be transferred to Gaza through real humanitarian channels,” adding “More than 1,200 aid trucks have entered Gaza from Israel within the past two weeks, and close to 11 million meals were transferred by the GHF directly to civilians in Gaza.”

“There are ways to deliver aid to the Gaza Strip — they do not involve provocations and selfies,” the statement concluded.

President Trump was asked Monday about Greta and responded “I think Israel has enough problems without kidnapping Greta Thunberg,” also suggesting that Greta should go to anger management classes because “she’s a strange angry person.”

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via June 10th 2025