Michael Hollan

Bullets aren’t hot or cheesy.

These walls were literally hiding secrets.

Even lizards thank heaven for 7-Eleven.

Budweiser really has a thing for Utah.

Stop throwing away all that ketchup.

Sometimes, the hardest part of setting a fishing record is just getting the fish weighed.

Crime is scary, even during the daytime.

Don’t worry, hot dogs apparently won’t have to go ketchup-free this summer.

A man used a bicycle as a weapon against an Applebee’s cook during a bizarre outburst.

Pizza toppings typically come on top of the pizza.

Be nice to the people who actually showed up for work.

Sometimes, no amount of jet skiing can save a relationship.

Man’s best friend is not a bear’s best friend.

Sometimes, it’s better to just wait in line, even if it is taking a long time.

Time to prepare for yet another shortage.

That’s officially a big fish.

The only thing better than earning a record is reclaiming a record.

This is why it’s a good idea to inspect your food before eating it.

Something like this will definitely raise the value of a house.

This is why it’s a good idea to inspect your food before eating it.